pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

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I’m sitting in the bathroom and I can tell the girl next to me has to poop too but neither of us want to be the first one so we’re just sitting here in silence and I don’t know what to do

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heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

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prepofthesouth:

Meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite 

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alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

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shit-me-sideways:

emilysrandomtumblings:

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

I actually laughed wayy louder than necessary at that.

WHY DOES THIS HAVE 300,000 NOTES BUT WHEN I TELL IT TO ANYONE IN REAL LIFE THEY JUST GROAN

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